Snorch the Muzmis

Snorch the Muzmis or Paternal Snorch was the first Snorch of the Illiad Muzmis, as well as the namesake for the title. Snorch came to power through the violent overthrow of the Muzmi Provision in 2237 and styled himself "Paternal Snorch" to appeal to the broad patriarchal sense of the Muzmi tribes. Under his rule, the Muzmi Chieftans were converted to provincial governors who collected taxes and established a formalized Muzmi law based on the code, "Snorch or Scorch". Though almost zealously supported by the Muzmis under his rule, his aggressively expansionist policy, strident sexism, and seven instances of groping EU Chairwoman Maxine Waters with lobster claws that he stole from the French Museum of Aquatic Sciences and added to his arms as robotic implants solidified his position as the "Most unnerving" on Pavlo Senkov's "Catalog of Intergalactic Menaces".